(1:53pm)
I hate ur club not u

— everyone in the football fandom (via reallymadrid)

October 1, 2014
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54612 girlslug:

TOO REAL

timelordemort:

"i’m dreaming of a white christmas" i sing to myself in the 30 degree australian heat

Posted: 16 hours ago
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lady-eve:

I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me

Posted: 16 hours ago
362851 dilfgod:

bae caught me slippin

vampirestump:

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Posted: 16 hours ago

sorry:

when someone brings up something embarrassing you did years ago:

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Posted: 16 hours ago

thomasfrickinmuller:

"your crush is coming in this way" 
" what should i do?????" 
"act normally" 
"okay"

Posted: 16 hours ago

(12:54pm)

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

Posted: 2 days ago

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

Posted: 2 days ago
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