they say the best things in life are free but that’s only true if u steal them
*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*
But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.
are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji
when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents
Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man