— everyone in the football fandom (via reallymadrid)
"i’m dreaming of a white christmas" i sing to myself in the 30 degree australian heat
I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me
all text posts in october must be
formatted like this
when someone brings up something embarrassing you did years ago:
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
why does my body keep producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot
"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"
*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”